Blue Balls
by RC Boldt
A Romantic Comedy
Release Date: August 8, 2017
Blurb
What happens when the universe gets in the way of your "follow through"?
BLUE BALLS
BLUE BALLS
Truth: A painful condition caused by a prolonged state of
sexual arousal without release.
Myth: Only affects males.
SARAH
I’m beyond frustrated with the man who’s left me high and
very far from dry. Multiple times. But, somehow, even though I’m not interested
in a relationship, Mr. Tall-Dark-and-Handsome keeps me coming back for more—one
crazy, sexual debacle after the next.
Come hell or high water, the stars will align, and the
release will be out of this world.
JACK
I’m captivated with the woman who’s left me sixty-nine shades of blue, and she's only in this for one thing. The first time, I blew it—and not in the good way—but I’m going to ensure we finally see it through. I need to put an end to this “plague” of sexual calamities and prove to Sarah that we can have more.
It's time to grab the universe by the balls and show it who's boss.
I’m captivated with the woman who’s left me sixty-nine shades of blue, and she's only in this for one thing. The first time, I blew it—and not in the good way—but I’m going to ensure we finally see it through. I need to put an end to this “plague” of sexual calamities and prove to Sarah that we can have more.
It's time to grab the universe by the balls and show it who's boss.
My Review - 5 out of 5 stars
5 stars isn't enough for a book that had me giggling loudly for most of it AND made me cry at the HEA epilogue! You also have to love a book that makes good use of the word shenanigans .
Whilst this is sort of a follow on from Clam Jam, it can easily be read as a stand alone book. This is the story of Sarah, who Jack usually calls Sunshine (and didn't that just make me melt each time) and said Jack. They are the BFF's of Maggie and Ry from Clam Jam, Sarah is a sassy, out there girl who has discussions with her female parts and has a huge fear of commitment. With his toned abs, smart suits and contact lenses Jack looks the part of hot male but inside he still has high school nerd issues.
Some of my favourite lines include the following
"Uh, I think there was ..." he trails off as if unsure how to tell me, "some sort of short-circuit in the vibrator?"
My vagina is officially FaceTiming Jack. That slut
And I'm left with two things lingering in my mind. One, ... And two, that damn Flashdancesong whose chorus includes something like "She's a maniac on the floor" is on replay in my mind.
and I stare at my best friend. The best friend I might end up punching in the throat
Then there was the whole talking-at-cross-purposes conversation about "Downtown" - hilarious.
The book is written first person from both Sarah and Jack's POV's, so you really get to know, understand and love both characters. The book is funny and the characters are wonderful, even the 'cameo roles' have a personality of their own. The pace is good even if at times I was as frustrated as they were waiting for it to finally happen!
I wouldn't change a thing about this book. I quite simply loved it from start to finish.
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Author Bio
RC Boldt is the wife of Mr. Boldt, a retired Navy Chief, mother of Little Miss Boldt, and former teacher of many students. She currently lives on the southeastern coast of North Carolina, enjoys long walks on the beach, running, reading, people watching, and singing karaoke. If you're in the mood for some killer homemade mojitos, can't recall the lyrics to a particular 80's song, or just need to hang around a nonconformist who will do almost anything for a laugh, she's your girl.
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